I just want a hot book and an elaborate cup of tea, is that too much to ask?

I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him 

(via gingerhaze)

Source: thranduilings

minty-snow:

Gorillaz fans be like

minty-snow:

Gorillaz fans be like
image

(via gothiethefairy)

Source: minty-snow

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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

(via redporkpadthai)

Source: toxicwinner

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

(via bread-makes-youfat)

Source: imaginefallout


so you mink you can dance?

so you mink you can dance?

(via hippojack-o-lantern)

Source: dramaticallymurdered-confessions

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(via winterdildo)

Source: bent-duck

(via hippojack-o-lantern)

Source: numbah-1-procrastinator

equiuszahhak:

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out





how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

equiuszahhak:

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out

image

image

image

image

how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

(via winterdildo)

endrae:

BBF material

(via midorieyes)

Source: endrae

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

(via tyleroakley)

Source: bonjour700